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Written in 1390/06/5 By MoSlEm | Comments () چاپ این صفحه

Those who cannot understand the power of LOVE, watch this video carefully 

password: www.mustafajangi.blogfa.com

 




From: Mustafa Jangi،
Written in 1390/06/3 By MoSlEm | Comments () چاپ این صفحه
Written in 1389/12/29 By MoSlEm | Comments () چاپ این صفحه

On the occasion of the arrival of the ancient Iranian New Rooz and the New Year, I'd like to extend my sincerest congratulations to you all and your honorable families and hereby I wish you great success, prosperity, wellfare and happiness in all aspects of your life throughout the forth coming year.                                                                                   

Merry New Rooz 

                                      &

                                 Happy New Year 

Happy New Rooz     

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…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*
….hapyy new year….
…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*…*
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شما در این سایت می توانید دفترچه سوالات سراسری ارشد همه رشته ها از 86 تا 89 و همچنین  دفترچه راهنمای آزمون ها ی سراسری، آزاد و فراگیر پیام نور را به صورت رایگان دانلود کنید. فقط  اول باید در سایت ثبت نام کنید بعد می توانید دانلود کنید.

موسسه آموزشی فرهنگی انتشاراتی پردازش




نوع مقطع آموزشی

اسم آموزش گیرنده

مدرکی که به دست می آورد

Nursery School

مهد کودک

Kindergarten

کودکستان

Pre-School

پیش دبستانی

....

A Kindergartner

کودکستانی

A Pre-schooler

پیش دبستانی

مدرکی داده نمی شود

Elementary School

=

Grammar School

=

Primary School

مدرسه ی ابتدایی

A First-grade student/pupil

دانش آموز پایه ی اول

A Second-grade student/pupil

دانش آموز پایه ی دوم

A Third-grade student/pupil

دانش آموز پایه ی سوم

A Fourth-grade student/pupil

دانش آموز پایه ی چهارم

A fifth-grade student/pupil

دانش آموز پایه ی پنجم

A Sixth-grade student/pupil

دانش آموز پایه ی ششم

مدرکی داده نمی شود

Junior High School

=

Middle School

معادل مدرسه ی راهنمایی ایران

A Seventh-grade student

دانش آموز پایه ی هفتم

An Eighth-grade student

دانش آموز پایه ی هشتم

مدرکی داده نمی شود

High School

دبیرستان

A Freshman is in ninth grade

دانش آموز پایه ی نه/سال اولی

A Sophomore is in tenth grade

دانش آموز پایه ی ده/سال دومی

A Junior is in eleventh grade

دانش آموز پایه ی یازده/سال سومی

A Senior is in twelfth grade

دانش آموز پایه ی دوازده/سال چهارمی

(معادل دانش آموز پیش دانشگاهی دبیرستان های ایران)

High School Diploma

دیپلم دبیرستان



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Written in 1389/11/27 By MoSlEm | Comments () چاپ این صفحه

قابلیت های کلیدی نرم افزار Babylon:
- ترجمه کلمات و متون
- دارای 25 فرهنگ لغت عمومی در 75 زبان مختلف از جمله فارسی
(برای فعال شدن تمامی زبان ها باید Glossary های مربوط به هر زبان را جداگانه دانلود کنید)
- تبدیل واحدها و تبدیل واحد پول کشورها به هم تنها با یک کلیک
- حاوی فرهنگ لغت هایی با بیش از 3 میلیون کلمه
- فرهنگ لغت های شخصی شامل 1600 موضوع مرتبط با تجارت، زیست شناسی، کامپیوتر، شیمی و ... در بیش از 70 زبان
- فعال سازی دیکشنری تنها با یک کلیک بر روی هر لغت در برنامه های مختلف (Word, Excel, PowerPoint) و دیگر برنامه های تحت ویندوز
- مبدل واحد ها به یکدیگر
- اصلاح کننده ی کلمات نوشته شده از نظر املائی (غلط یابی به زبان های مختلف)
- روش صحیح تلفظ کلمات (با صدای مرد و زن)
- توانایی اتصال به دایره المعارف Wikipedia
- قابلیت جدید Auto Completion
- قابلیت جدید تغییر رنگ پنجره نرم افزار به دلخواه
- و ...

Babylon 9.0


برخی از ویژگی های نسخه جدید نرم افزار بابیلون:

- ترجمه آسان در کلیه برنامه‌ها تنها با یک کلیک
تنها کافی است در هر برنامه رایانه‌ای که مایلید، بر روی متن کلیک کرده و به ترجمه آنی و سریع آن و همچنین مطالب واژه‌نامه‌ها و دانش‌نامه‌های مختلف در زمینه‌ها، موضوعات و مطالب گوناگون دسترسی پیدا کنید.

- غلط‌یاب املایی و تصحیح متن
غلط‌یاب املایی و تصحیح متن بابیلون در خدمت شماست تا با کمک آن مطمئن شوید چیز مهمی در متن شما حذف نشده یا از قلم نیفتاده و به شما امکان یافتن غلط‌های نگارشی (مانند اشتباهات تایپی، دستوری، و غیره) را نیز می‌دهد. سرویس غلط‌یاب املایی و تصحیح متن بابیلون به شما کمک می‌کند تا کلمات را بدون غلط املایی نوشته و نویسنده بهتری شوید. این قابلیت بهترین کلمات، عبارات و اصطلاحات جایگزن مناسب متن را پیشنهاد داده و به صورت خودکار متن شما را بررسی می‌کند. این سرویس بسیار ضروری بطور مشخص در زمان نوشتن ایمیل و نگارش اسناد بوسیله مایکروسافت آفیس و همینطور هنگام تهیه متون صفحات وب‌سایت سودمند می باشد.

- جامعه زنده ترجمه:
بابیلون 9 شما را قادر می‌سازد به راحتی در جامعه بزرگ بابیلون که متشکل از گویش‌وران به زبان مادری و مترجمان حرفه‌ای سرتاسر جهان است، مشارکت کنید. شما می توانید سوالات خود را از جامعه زنده ترجمه انسانی بابیلون بپرسید، خواه سوال شما یک پرسش مرتبط با زبان،یک سوال کوتاه و یا بررسی یک مقاله دانشگاهی باشد - جامعه انسانی بابیلون، که از هزاران کاربر بابیلون تشکیل شده ، آماده ارائه کمک شبانه‌روزی به شماست!

- ارائه ‌شده به 75 زبان مختلف:
بابیلون به صورت خودکار زبان‌های مورد استفاده و نیاز شما را شناسایی کرده و نتایج را به آن زبان‌ها ارائه می‌دهد.


Babylon 9.0


راهنمای نصب:

1- نرم افزار را نصب کنید.
2- فایل Patch.exe را در محل نصب نرم افزار کپی و اجرا کنید.
توجه: در ویندوز ویستا و 7 برای اجرای فایل Patch می بایستی بر روی آن راست کلیک کرده و Run as administrator را بزنید.


قیمت: 9.70 Dollar
حجم فایل: 10.5 مگابایت

دانلود - نرم افزار اصلی - 10.5 مگابایت | لینک کمکی

دانلود - نرم افزار اصلی + لغت نامه های معروف فارسی - 23.7 مگابایت | لینک کمکی
      نسخه ی اختصاصی پی سی دانلود
      (نصب لغت نامه ها به صورت خودکار و بی نیاز به کرک)
      لغت نامه های موجود در این بسته: دیکشنری های انگلیسی به فارسی ساده و پیشرفته فارسی به انگلیسی، فارسی به فارسی، اصطلاحات کامپیوتری، خطاهای مودم، اصطلاحات چت و ...


دانلود - نرم افزار اصلی + تمامی لغت نامه های فارسی - 54.5 مگابایت | لینک کمکی
      نسخه ی اختصاصی پی سی دانلود
      (نصب لغت نامه ها به صورت خودکار و بی نیاز به کرک)
      لغت نامه های موجود در این بسته: دیکشنری های انگلیسی به فارسی ساده و پیشرفته، فارسی به انگلیسی، فارسی به فارسی، عربی به فارسی و بلعکس، فرانسه به فارسی، آلمانی به فارسی و بلعکس، روسی به فارسی، اسپانیایی به فارسی، فنلاندی به فارسی، سوئدی به فارسی، ژاپنی به فارسی، ایتالیایی به فارسی و بلعکس، ارمنی به فارسی و بلعکس، اصطلاحات کامپیوتری، چت، حقوق، آمار، بیولوژی، ریاضیات، مدیریت، سینما، پزشکی، شیمی، صنایع، بهداشت و سلامتی، خطا های مودم، گیاهان دارویی، پلیمر و ...



دانلود لغت نامه/Glossaries ها به صورت جداگانه
دانلود دیکشنری انگلیسی به فارسی (Farajbeik) برای ویندوزهای فارسی
دانلود دیکشنری انگلیسی به فارسی (Farajbeik) برای ویندوزهای لاتین

دانلود دیکشنری انگلیسی به فارسی (Salaty) متنی
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دانلود دیکشنری انگلیسی به فارسی MB
دانلود دیکشنری انگلیسی به فارسی HmT
دانلود دیکشنری پیشرفته انگلیسی به فارسی (hFarsi) با توضیحات اضافه و کلمات مشابه
دانلود دیکشنری پیشرفته انگلیسی به فارسی (MHM) با توضیحات اضافه و کلمات مشابه

دانلود دیکشنری فارسی به انگلیسیMHM 
دانلود دیکشنری فارسی به انگلیسی HmT
دانلود دیکشنری فارسی به انگلیسی OurStat

دانلود دیکشنری عربی به فارسی
دانلود دیکشنری فارسی به عربی

دانلود دیکشنری/لغت نامه فارسی به فارسی

دانلود دیکشنری فرانسه به فارسی
دانلود دیکشنری اسپانیایی به فارسی
دانلود دیکشنری فنلادنی به فارسی
دانلود دیکشنری سوئدی به فارسی
دانلود دیکشنری ژاپنی به فارسی

دانلود دیکشنری روسی به فارسی
دانلود دیکشنری فارسی به روسی

دانلود دیکشنری آلمانی به فارسی
دانلود دیکشنری فارسی به آلمانی

دانلود دیکشنری ایتالیایی به فارسی
دانلود دیکشنری فارسی به ایتالیایی

دانلود دیکشنری ارمنی به فارسی
دانلود دیکشنری فارسی به ارمنی

لیست تمامی لغت نامه ها به زبان های مختلف

دانلود دائره المعارف ها
دانلود دیکشنری Concise Oxford English Dictionary and Thesaurus (نسخه آفلاین - 13.9 مگابایت)
دنلود دائره المعارف Britannica Concise Encyclopedia (نسخه آفلاین - 15.3 مگابایت)
دانلود دیکشنری Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary and Thesaurus (نسخه آفلاین - 40.3 مگابایت)
دانلود دیکشنری Larousse French Dictionary Package (نسخه آفلاین - 39.4 مگابایت)
دانلود تمام لغت نامه ها و دائره المعارف های تخصصی


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Come and stay by my side

To refresh my soul

To let your ablaze love touch my spirit

And get it on fire

Come and stay by my side

To make the most of every moment of my life

Without you, my life gets devoid of light

Without you, I secluded myself in the corner of nowhere

بیا  و در کنار من بمان

تا جان تازه کنم

و عشق آتشین تو در روحم اثر کند

و آن را شعله ور سازد

بیا و در کنار من بمان

تا از لحظه های زندگی بهره ای دیگر ببرم

بی تو چراغ زندگیم خاموش است

بی تو تنها در گوشه ای خلوت جای گرفته ام

Happy Valentine's Day




• ترجمه سایتهای انگلیسی یکی از مشکلات کاربران ایرانی است. که با نصب نرم افزارهایی مثل نارسیس و بابیلون تا حدودی زیادی این مشکل حل می شود. اما این نرم افزارها همه جا در دسترس و نصب شده نیستند. این سایت به صورت آنلاین شما را در ترجمه لغت به لغت کلمات انگلیسی کمک می کند .
• بعد از وارد کردن آدرس صفحه وبی که می خواهید ترجمه آن را ببینید در آدرس بار مخصوص صفحه مورد نظر شما در همین محیط سایت باز می شود .
• با توقف اشاره گر موس بر روی لغت مورد نظر ترجمه و تلفظ آن نمایش داده می شود .
• در صورت نیاز، کلمه انتخاب شده را می توانید ویرایش نموده و معنی آن را ببینید.

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Hi Asal

I wanna prepare myself to MA exam next year too; my professors have suggested these books for me to MA exam, of course for the MA Examination of TEFL.

Teaching methodology:

1-       Techniques and Principles in Language Teaching. D. Larsen Freeman  

2-       Developing Second Language Skills. Kenneth Chastain  

3-       Principles of Language Teaching and Learning. Douglas H. Brown  

4-       Approaches and Methods in Language Teaching. Richards & Rodgers  

Linguistics:

1-       The Study of Language. G. Yule  

2-       Linguistics and Languages. Julia S. Falk

3-       An Introduction to Language. Fromkin and Rodman

4-       Phonetics and phonology (Peter Roach(     

Testing:

1-       Testing Language Skills, From Theory to Practice. Farhadi, Jafarpour and Birjandi  

2-       Language Testing. Jafarpour (Payame Noor)  

3-       Testing English as a Second Language. D. Harris  

4-       Writing English Language Tests. J.B. Heaton

General English (my suggestion):

1-       Practical English Usage. Michael Swan (Grammar)

2-       تافل راهنما-ابراهیم نظری تیموری  (Grammar, Idiom, Vocabulary)

3-       1100 Words (Vocabulary)

4-       Essential words for TOEFL (Vocabulary)

5-       504 words (Vocabulary)

6-       Vocabulary for the high school student (Vocabulary)

 




Written in 1389/11/16 By MoSlEm | Comments () چاپ این صفحه

1)  Precious things are for those that can prize them.

 

2)  Any excuse will serve a tyrant.

 

3)  Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.

 

4)  You may share the labors of the great, but will not share the spoil.

 

5)  Gratitude and greed go not together.

 

6)  Injuries may be forgiven, but not forgotten.

 

7)  Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.

 

8)  Don’t trust flatterers.

 

9)  Only cowards insult dying majesty.

 

10) Little friends may prove great friends.

 

11) Better no rule than cruel rule.

     

12) Much outcry, Little outcome.

            

13) There is always someone worse off than yourself. 

 

14) It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.

  

15) No gratitude from the wicked.

   

16) One bad turn deserve another.

  

17) Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.

  

18) It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.

 

19) Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.

 

20) Gratitude is the sign of noble souls. 

 

21) He that is neither one nor the other has no friends. 

 

22) We often despise what is most useful to us.

 

23) It is useless attacking the insensible.

  

24) Better starve free than be a fat slave.

 

25) It is easy to despise what you cannot get.  

26) Familiarity breeds contempt.

 

1) We can easily represent things as we wish them to be.

 

2) It is best to prepare for the days of necessity.

 

3) Obscurity often brings safety.

 

4) Better one safe way than a hundred on which you cannot reckon.

 

5) Appearances are deceptive.

6) A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

 

7) Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart there from.

 

8) Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield.

 

9) Enemies promises were made to be broken.

 

10) Fine clothes may disguise, but silly words will disclose a fool.

 

11) Never trust a friend who deserts you at a pinch.




آقای بعثت علمی از دانشجویان ادبیّات زبان انگلیسی دانشگاه تهران و رتبه پنجم کنکور سراسری سال 86 می باشند (همشهری خودمونه).
فایل ویدئویی آموزشی با همکاری ایشان در سایت
www.learn-english.ir ارائه شده است که به زبان آموز کمک میکند تا با راههای مختلف یادگیری و به خاطر سپردن لغات آشنا شود و به کمک این روش ها ، دامنه لغات خود را گسترش دهد.
روش های تجربی و نکاتی که برای یادگیری لغات ضروری است و در این قطعه ویدئویی در مورد آنها بحث می شود :

1 – یادگیری تلفّظ صحیح لغات با استفاده از منابع معتبر آموزشی
2 – تمرکز روی شکل لغات و آشنا شدن با شکل املائی آنها
3 – تصویر سازی
4 – شکار کردن لغات در فیلم ها ، مجلّات ، تابلوهای تبلیغاتی و ...
5 – در میان گذاشتن لغات با دوستان و مورد بحث قرار دادن آنها
6 – از روش های آماده ای که برای یادگیری لغات ارائه شده است استفاده نکنید.
7 – با کلمات بازی کنید!

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Written in 1389/09/15 By MoSlEm | Comments () چاپ این صفحه

There are moments in life when you miss someone
so much that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real!

 

When the door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often times we look so long at the
Closed door that we don't see the one,
Which has been opened for us

Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile,
Because it takes only a smile to
Make a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Dream what you want to dream;
Go where you want to go;
Be what you want to be,
Because you have only one life
And one chance to do all the things
You want to do.

 

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet
Enough trials to make you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human and
Enough hope to make you happy.


 
The happiest of people don't necessarily
Have the best of everything;
They just make the most of
Everything that comes along their way.


 
The brightest future will always
Be based on a forgotten past;
You can't go forward in life until
You let go of your past failures and heartaches.


When you were born, you were crying
And everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so at the end,
You’re the one who is smiling and everyone
Around you is crying.


Don't count the years - count the memories!



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Written in 1389/07/26 By MoSlEm | Comments () چاپ این صفحه

If you want something or somebody very badly,

Set it free.

If it comes back to you,

It’s yours forever.

If it doesn’t,

It was never yours to begin with.




A

angry: "She was angry with her boss for criticising her work."

annoyed: "I'm very annoyed with him. He hasn't returned any of my calls."

"She was annoyed by his comments."

appalled = very shocked: "They were appalled to hear that they would lose their jobs."

apprehensive = slightly worried: "I felt a little apprehensive before my interview."

ashamed: "How could you say such a thing? You should be ashamed of yourself!"

at the end of your tether = completely fed up: "The children have been misbehaving all day - I'm at the end of my tether."

B

bewildered = very confused: "He was bewildered by the choice of computers in the shop."

betrayed = when someone breaks the trust you have in them: "He betrayed my trust when he repeated my secret to everyone."

C

confused: "I'm sorry I forgot your birthday - I was confused about the dates."

confident = sure of your abilities: "I'm confident that we can find a solution to this problem."

cheated = when you don't get something that you think you deserve: "Of course I feel cheated - I should have won that competition."

cross = quite angry: "I was cross with him for not helping me, as he said he would."

D

depressed = very sad: "After he failed his English exam, he was depressed for a week."

delighted = very happy: "I'm delighted that I got the job. It's just what I always wanted."

down in the dumps = sad and fed up: "What's the matter with him? He's so down in the dumps these days."

disappointed: "She was disappointed by her son's poor results at school."

E

ecstatic = extremely happy: "When he asked her to marry him she was ecstatic."

excited: "I'm excited by the new opportunities that the internet brings."

emotional = you have strong feelings (happy or sad) and you cry: "When he heard the news, he became quite emotional."

envious = when you want something that someone else has: "I'm very envious of her happiness - I wish I was happy too."

embarrassed = slightly ashamed: "I felt so embarrassed that I went bright red."

F

furious =very angry: "I was furious with him for breaking my favourite vase."

frightened: "As a child she was frightened of the dark."

G

great = very good: "I feel great today!"

H

happy: "She was happy to hear the good news."

horrified = very shocked: "I'm horrified by the amount of violence on television today."

I

irritated = annoyed: "I get so irritated when he changes TV channels without asking me first."

intrigued = being so interested in something you have to find out more: "I'm intrigued to hear about your safari in Kenya."

J

jealous = envious: "She was jealous of her sister's new toy."

jaded = tired and having no interest: "After 10 years at this company, I just feel jaded."

K

keen: "I'm keen to see your new house - I've heard lots about it."

"I'm keen on keeping fit."

L

lazy: "I can't be bothered to do anything today - I feel really lazy!"

lucky: "I'm going to play the lottery - I feel lucky today!"

let down = disappointed: "When you didn't turn up to the meeting, I felt really let down."

M

maternal = feeling like a mother: "Looking at my sister's new baby made me feel really maternal."

N

nonplussed = so surprised that you don't know what to do next: "I was so nonplussed by his announcement that I couldn't say anything."

negative = when you can only see the disadvantages: "I feel very negative about my job - the pay is awful."

O

overwhelmed = so much emotion that you don't know what to say or do: "I was overwhelmed by the offer of promotion at work."

over the moon = delighted: "She was over the moon with her new bicycle and rode it every day for a whole year."

P

positive = opposite of negative - seeing the good side of something: "She's a very positive person and never lets anything get her down."

positive = very sure: "Are you sure that's what you want? Yes - I'm positive."

R

relaxed: "I was completely relaxed after I came back from holiday."

reluctant = when you don't want to do something: "I'm reluctant to buy a new car - the one we have is fine."

S

seething = extremely angry, but hiding it: "She was seething after her boss criticised her."

sad: "It makes me sad to see all those animals in cages at the zoo."

scared = frightened: "Are you scared of heights?"

stressed = being worried or anxious about something so you can't relax: "I feel really stressed at work - I need a break."

"He was stressed out by all the travelling in his job."

T

terrific = fantastic: "I feel terrific today!"

terrible = ill or tired: "I've got a blinding headache and I feel terrible."

terrified = very scared: "She's terrified of spiders and screams whenever she sees one."

tense = not relaxed: "You look a bit tense. Did you have a bad day at work?"

U

upset = angry or unhappy: "I'm sorry you're upset - I didn't mean to be rude."

unhappy = sad: "I was unhappy to hear that I hadn't got the job."

V

victimised = to feel you are the victim of someone or something: "My boss kept criticising me and not the others, so I felt quite victimised."

W

wonderful = great: "I felt wonderful after such a relaxing weekend




عجیب‌ترین جمله در زبان انگلیسی

این جمله با کلمه ای یک حرفی آغاز می شود کلمه دوم دو حرفیست چهارم چهار حرفی... تا بیستمین کلمه بیست حرفی!!!

نویسنده این جمله یا مغز دستور زبان بوده یا خیلی بی کار:

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensiblenes

ترجمه جمله:

نمیدانم این دكترهای خانواده گی این دست خطهای گیج کننده را از کجا کسب میکنند. با این حال سواد پزشکی آنها غیر قابل کشف بودن این دست خط ها را جبران کرده و بر غیر قابل کشف بودن آنها (دست خط) برتری میجوید




An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then?
Hmm? (Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No , sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelled your god? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy.
Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light.... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that
death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelled it?.....No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
Do you know who the student is....?

That young man was ALBERT EINSTEIN.



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